Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Christmas Comes but Once a Year...

As I see the first Christmas decorations go up, I am reminded of some previous neighbors of mine.

They were a very nice Korean couple who lived across the street and when they decorated, they put some large Christmas lights in each pane of their bay window.

In each pane, they had a large glowing candlestick with a flame on top.

Unfortunately, from across the street, at first glance, the candlesticks looked remarkably like erect penises.

Every time I saw them, I wanted to yell, "Happy Penis Day, neighbors!"

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