bristol and levi

Oh, dear God, the wedding is off!

Why, you ask?

What could possibly interfere with this Lifetime Movie special of a teenage relationship?

He got his ex pregnant!

Has this guy ever heard of condoms?

Man, Levi is turning into that guy that has children from 3 different women and all his money goes to support payments.

Wait, there's more. (Oh, so much more...)

His ex, Lanesia, (no, really, Lanesia, is there nothing to do up in Alaska but ride bareback and make up funny names for your kids?) ISN'T SURE WHO THE FATHER IS!

A direct quote from Huffington Post:

Earlier in the week, the National Enquirer reported that Garcia was pregnant and she and Johnston were together when he was single last year. A source says that Johnston claims the baby isn't his, but that, "Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception."

Three? Three? Yes, that's right, three!

Honestly, Palin and friends give the Clampetts a run for their money.