Terror in the Morning

I just woke up and scared the hell out of myself.

Unfortunately my bathroom has a very large mirror right at eye level to the commode.

If you turn your head to the left while following nature's call, you get a spectacular head-shot view of yourself.

I turned my head and I swear I saw Khrushchev in the mirror.

You know you are old when you look like a Soviet premier when you wake up.

Excuse me while I go find something to bang my shoe on.