Oh my aching body!

I used to be extremely flexible. Really.

I could close a freezer door with my foot. Honestly.

I used to do yoga every single day, twice a day.

Oh, how I wish I had kept that up!

I decide to do some yoga today. Good Lord, what a come-down!

I can't even do a shoulder stand! I can't get my torso off the floor.

This is bad.

I think the loss of flexibility is the beginning of feeling old. I am okay with being old, I just don't want to feel old.

So from now on, I will rolling around on the floor at least once a day.

I will be flexible again or die in the attempt!

I am a boomer, I do not get old!

Excelsior!